Man From

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It started at a bus stop in the middle of nowhere

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Sitting beside me was a man with no hair

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From the look on his face to the size of his toes

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He comes from a place that nobody knows

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Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating,
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Letting this big- toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky

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Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
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If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why

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I've been sitting here too long by a man from Milwaukee

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He's been talking too long on his yellow walkie talkie

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He's been talking to Mars, but I think he's wacky

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He says they'll come get him, come get him some day

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Verse 2:

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He says that where he's from is called Albertane

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There they use more than 10% of the brain

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But you couldn't tell it from they way they behave

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They run around in underwear and they never shave
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Bridge:

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(Spoken Freely)
This is Mother Bird calling Baby Bird
Baby Bird come in, come in Baby Bird
For the love of Pete come in!
This is Baby Bird...sorry I was watching Court TV
Do you copy? Do you copy?
Of course we copy...24 hours a day...in color
Solo:

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You wouldn't believe me if I told you the rest

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The man sitting by me who was barely dressed

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Flew off to Milwaukee or perhaps Albertane

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And left me at the bus stop just barely sane

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Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
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If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why

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I've been sitting here too long thinkin' about Milwaukee

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I've been talking too long on my yellow walkie talkie

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I've been talking to Mars, You might think that I'm wacky

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I know they'll come get me, come get me someday
I know they'll come get me and take me away
I know they'll come get me, come get me someday
If not tomorrow then maybe today...